The Water Room

Emergency plumbing · Houston, Texas · answered at any hour

(713) 555-0119

Water does not keep office hours, so neither do we.

A small plumbing practice, run by people who would rather explain the problem than sell you a package. Ring at three in the morning and a licensed plumber picks up — not a call centre reading from a card.

Call (713) 555-0119 or write to us instead

Wall-mounted brass tap running clean water over a stone basin
The ordinary miracle: water where it should be, and nowhere else.

The case for calling early

Almost every expensive repair we attend started as a cheap one that waited until morning.

Water is patient. It finds the seam in the subfloor, the gap behind the cabinet run, the cavity in the wall where nobody looks until the paint blisters. By the time a leak is visible in the room, it has usually been busy somewhere you cannot see for a while.

Which is why the first thing we ask on the phone has nothing to do with money. It is whether you can reach your shut-off valve. That single answer, given in the first minute of the call, decides more of the final bill than anything we do afterwards with a wrench.

So call early, call at an unreasonable hour, call when you are not certain it is serious. We would rather talk you out of a visit than arrive to a floor that has been wet for six hours.

— The Water Room, Houston

What we are called out for

  1. 01

    Burst and frozen lines

    Isolate, cut out the failed run, repipe and pressure-test before we leave. Slab leaks located before anything is broken open.

  2. 02

    Water heaters

    A tank that has stopped, started leaking, or will not hold a pilot. Repaired where that is honest, replaced where it is not.

  3. 03

    Drains that have given up

    Kitchen, bath, laundry. Cabled or jetted according to what the camera shows, rather than whichever is quicker to invoice.

  4. 04

    Sewer and main line

    Waste rising in a tub or floor drain is a main-line matter. Survey, clear, and you keep the footage.

  5. 05

    Leaks you cannot find

    A bill climbing with nothing visible. Acoustic and pressure testing, so the wall comes open once and in the right place.

We will tell you the number before we touch anything. If you do not like the number, you pay the visit and we shake hands.

Capped copper pipe stubs projecting from a plain white wall
Rough-in, before anything is closed up. This is the stage worth getting right.
Finished kitchen counter with a dark sink and mixer tap
And the stage you actually live with, once the work has gone quiet.

Plainly, what it costs

Priced per job rather than per hour, so nobody is watching a clock. The figures below were supplied for this page by the operator and must be confirmed before it goes live.

Attending after hours
$145
Clearing one drain
$210
Replacing a water heater
$1,820
Camera survey of the main line
$360
Locating a concealed leak
$280

Card, tap-to-pay or cheque, settled once the work is done and you have looked at it.

Licence

Texas Master Plumber
M-00000 (demo)

Insurance

$1M general liability
(demo)

Hours

Studio Mon–Fri 8–6
Emergency line always

Reach

Houston and about
25 miles around it

Where we go

Dispatch runs from Houston out to roughly twenty-five miles. Beyond that we will still take the call and say honestly whether we can be any use to you tonight, or whether you want somebody nearer.

The Heights · Montrose · Midtown · Bellaire · West University · Katy · Sugar Land · Pearland · Spring · Cypress · Clear Lake · Pasadena

Asked often, answered plainly

What does it cost simply to get someone here?

$145 after hours, which covers the journey and working out what is wrong. Repair is quoted separately and you agree to it first.

Do you really answer on holidays?

Yes, and at night, and at weekends. Those are the hours when a burst line is usually discovered, so those are the hours that matter.

How do I pay?

Card, tap-to-pay or cheque, on site, after the work — never before.

What should I do while waiting?

Close the shut-off valve and keep water away from anything electrical. We will walk you through both, on the phone, before we hang up.

Are you licensed and insured?

Texas Master Plumber licence M-00000 (demo), and $1M general liability cover (demo). Ask to see both at the door; anyone who will not show you is the wrong plumber.

Write to us

For anything that can wait until morning

Quotes for planned work, second opinions, or a question you would rather put in writing. We answer in the order letters arrive.

If water is moving right now, please close this and ring (713) 555-0119. The telephone is always faster than a form.

We will ring rather than write, if that suits.

What is happening, when it started, and anything you have already tried.

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Call any hour (713) 555-0119